Time for the snake to shed his skin

[Naked Snake]

Name: Naked Snake
Codename: Naked Snake (I'm not stupid enough to reveal my name)
Aliases:
"Saladin" - the name given to me by Sniper Wolf, named after the legendary Kurdish leader who defeated the Crusades.
"One-Eyed Uncle" - used by the war orphans of Zanzibar Land.
"The Greatest Warrior of the 20th Century" - term given by all who knew me.
"Jack T. Milles" - My false name which was circulated via a rumour.


Age: I have clones. Ask them.
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: American/Japanese/Caucasian


Mission: To stop the Shagohod from being activated. And...
Intermission: To stop noobies.
Intermission #2: -and look at boobies.

....

That was the Major's handwriting, not mine.

Big Boss: Major Zero
Current Employer: Amateur 1314
Normal Period of Employment: 3 Weeks.

Yea, you heard me. 3 weeks. Renew your licen- I mean, my work permit if you still want me to work for you.

Over and out.

[Lani]

A nudist snaaaaake.
@.@
*chucks flowers at you*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*Tackles Snake*

O-JIJI-SAN! *huggles*

[Naked Snake]

*face contorts*
...............
*throws her at Lani and poses with his gun*

That is my codename. NAKEDSNAKE. Register it in your head!

[Lani]

NoOoOoOoOo!
You are a nudist deal with it.
>.>

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

OJIJI-SAN! ;_;
Why you so mean? >:

[Lani]

Because he isn't a nudist.
>:l
*rips his clothes off*
That's better.
:>

[Naked Snake]

*shirt is stripped*



...would you rather I put my clothes back on, ma'am?

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

OJIJI!
You pakai baju!
Dx No shame wan.

[Lani]

Yes.
>.>
You're not albino.
Put your clothes onnnnn.

[Naked Snake]

*zips into his suit again, provided by Major Zero from the fallen parachute*

So. Ma'am, what's my current mission? My snake senses are itching for a new mission.

[Lani]

Give every one on the face of the planet hugs!!
I don't care if you weren't talking to me.
HUG THEM, HUG THEEEEEEEEM!!!

[Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon]

you touch me ...and ill kill you where you stand

[Lani]

Ugh, ugh, do you need to kill everthing?
-.-

[xxxjuniperxxx]

Of course he does, he's Alv.
^.^
Which reminds me... you're due.
*Hugs Alvie and then hops away quickly*