Tainted Love

[Murduck]

Hey, you're right. Didn't think of that before. *turns off at the next exit*

Oh dear sweet Satan, I'm about to marry a complete psychopath. What to do what to do what to do.. She's prolly plotting her way to shoot a bullet through my head, as we speak!! What do I do??

*remains quiet then blurts out*

I like cloth.

............................... Oh dear fucking Christ.

(( L M A O ))

[Lissachoa]

(( phht hahaha! so do I! ))

*blinks a few times then looks over at him, noticing how sudden with panic he became*

hey, you alright there?

[Murduck]

(( homestarrunner.com/tgs12.html watch this and you'll get the joke ))

I'm fine! Fine. Just that traffic making me tense. *rubs the back of my neck*

[Lissachoa]

(( oh yeah! XD ))

*raises an eyebrow*

if I make you feel uncomfertable you could just say so an dI'll stop scareing you.

[Murduck]

Urhmm what? You? Nah! That's complete nonsense.

[Lissachoa]

you are one horrable lier, you know that?

*rolls down the window a bit, the stuffy air was starting to get to me*

[Murduck]

Alright, ok, you're a bit of a freak, I'll admit that, but I'm not frightened of you. *rolls my eyes*
Wonder what gave you..that..idea mmyerrrmadness *starts muttering to myself*

[Lissachoa]

.......Freak?

[Murduck]

(( Oh crap. ))

Err I mean.. different, I dunno. Not a freak! No no absolutely not, like eeeeeeeerr.... one of a kind, one might say!

Get ready to get your nose broken once again, my boy.

[Lissachoa]

Hey, heeey, dont lose your temper! I know we have had a bad day and all-

Last thing I need right now is name calling!!

I said CALM DOWN!!! dont do anything that you will regret later!

*lets out a sigh and goes back to licking my sucker*

what ever.

[Murduck]

Oh phew. In the clear.

~ Of course, he could not tell if she was mad or not. Not like he could read minds or anything. Best to just let her cool off for a bit, and for now, he should just keep his mouth shut. ~

*Brushes my hair back, focusing on the road*

[Lissachoa]

*everything goes quiet one again...that is untill someone from behind starts honking his horn,*

*grumbels*

[Murduck]

*Looks back at the driver, scowling at him*

Oh what the fuck are you horning for, I can't bloody move!! *Shakes my head and sits back down again, irritated*

[Lissachoa]

*the constaint honking was really starting to get on my last nerve and the throbbing pain in my leg was not helping one bit. clutching my hands into fists I look behind at the driver, getting a few ideas to shut him up*

[Murduck]

...Alright, that's it.

*I remove my seatbelt and get out of the Geep. I walk up to the other car, open the door to the driver's seat, and snap a couple of wires in half, stopping his horn from functioning. I walk back to my Geep and hop into the driver's seat, soaked from the rain*

Hey, the traffic's moving! *grins, and drives along*


~ The driver behind him was too stunned to react in time. ~