Dance dance dance the night away with the all new 70's retro Disco Club, owned by your very own Disco Stu. Dance till you can dance no more. We play hits like Abba, Beegees, Highpants and Lowpants or No pants.
Got no pants? No worries! We're tolerant of the choices you make on what you wear~! Disco Stu. We're gonna disco boo! *thrust* Oh yea!
Walk into the magnificent Restaurant Français de Singe, where fine dining is at its best. Get pampered by our highly trained simian staff flown in all the way from Jakarta just for your comfort. Dine with the finest of the community; Unlike those bums and normal people. Hmpf.
Our monkeys do not tend to spit at your general direction.
Tired of paying high high prices for movies that are going to be shown on tv for free in a couple of months anyway?? WELL FRET NO MORE. With Chinese Man's Theatre you pay dirt. THAT'S RIGHT. DIRT. And not the fancy kind, either~! Just sit on down in front of the tv and watch Hollywood come to life right before your very eyes for a bargain!
Have a ariba riba good time in the Flamingo! Dine, drink and dance with us! We offer a wide range of bearable shows for you to watch, and even better food! Come pay more for a drink that costs twice as less as the restaurant you normally go to. Check out them pink bird's sexy leg'n go's, Mmmhmm classy style.
The Plastic Flamingo. It's a better name than Jive Turkey.
" This pub is frankly what real drinking is all about and is an absolute joy.If there is a finer place in the whole of Essex i will be extremely suprised.Quality ales drunk by real people in proper surroundings and to tamper with this place would be a crime. we have lost too many of these pubs lets not lose this one. " - Willy Nilly