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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 16:20:44 GMT -5
first of all i can't be a fatty wearing a speedo because fatties are self-conscious of their bodies and second...i am captain obvious therefore i am obviously hott...deal with it
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 19:25:05 GMT -5
Then you're dirty since you don't care about your body.
o.o
*covers nose*
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 19:29:45 GMT -5
I have excellent hygiene. Sometimes I, Captain Obvious, sometimes shower 87 times a day. Or i just don't leave the shower at all. I am that clean, it is you who are smelly, filthy human.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 19:41:43 GMT -5
YOU SCRUB YOUR SKIN OFF!!!
DID YOU STEEL THAT SKIN LIKE A BOHAG OR SOMETHING?!
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SOMEONE AND STOLE THEIR SKIN!!!!
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 19:53:14 GMT -5
Captain Obvious has no use for skin...instead he has a bulletproof covering to protect himself from bullets. Hence the name. Captain Obvious does not kill....only mercy killings for the retarded. Your time is coming soon.
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Post by herlock on Mar 25, 2007 20:19:25 GMT -5
C.O., when will I be able to lick your peanut butter covered crotch until you climax?
I am a dog! Ruff!
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Post by herlock on Mar 25, 2007 20:20:18 GMT -5
P.S.: You are SEXXXY!
Ruff! Ruff!
-HS
(Edit: the three "X"s are to emphasize the sexiness... Ruff!)
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 20:32:01 GMT -5
Captain Obvious will schedule you in to his timetable. He is a very busy man. Lots of obvious things to point out.
P.S. Captain Obious is aware that he is incredibly sexy. Thank you.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 21:10:58 GMT -5
Captain Obvious will schedule you in to his timetable. He is a very busy man. Lots of obvious things to point out. P.S. Captain Obious is aware that he is incredibly sexy. Thank you. And you call me retarded... o.O Idiot. |
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 22:36:14 GMT -5
Captain Obvious wonders...why are you reading his personal conversations. He asks for you to stop stalking him. Besides, your opinion doesn't matter to Captain Obvious.
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Post by herlock on Mar 26, 2007 0:09:59 GMT -5
Haha how could you not like Captain Obvious? She is so attractive and sweet! WOW! I wish she was my girlfriend! I would be so lucky.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 26, 2007 0:26:42 GMT -5
So you wouldn't care if I spread rumors that you're gay and that you hire man hookers beacause not even gay men will get with you?
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Post by gisella on Mar 26, 2007 0:39:55 GMT -5
Captain Obvious is a man. Please get that straight. A man. He is open to anything though.
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Post by gisella on Mar 26, 2007 0:42:17 GMT -5
Captain Obvious is not scared of your threat because people won't listen to you. Surprise surprise, no one cares.
Captain Obvious is curious what you'll do to "destroy" him. Captain Obvious has done some crazy things in the past. He has no diginity left to lose. Bring it on, sister.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 26, 2007 0:46:14 GMT -5
If you don't care about what I say then why did you just read it?
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