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Post by herlock on Mar 25, 2007 18:18:00 GMT -5
Name: Herlock Sholmes... and I'm not related to Sherlock Holmes in any way! So don't ask! lolo Race: I kinda like marathons, but a good 100 meter dash is always fun too... What's that? Ohhhh, they mean 'race' as in what sort of creature I am.... OOOkay. Honest mistake. Well to answer that: I am a doggie. Age: 42 years old.... If you are counting in dog years! I am actually 6 and a half years old! Heehee! Ruff ruff! Other: I have an avid stamp collection, and I collect and restore vintage bicycles in my spare time. Even though I can't ride them b/c I am a dog! Heehee! Ruff ruff! I also like long walks on the beach. Here is a picture of me!  lolo I am not peeing! I am just scratching my ear olol |
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 18:21:34 GMT -5
Don't be getting your nose into places it doesn't belong. Like crotches. Captain Obvious' crotch is for the ladies. Not dogs.
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Post by herlock on Mar 25, 2007 18:25:21 GMT -5
Well what if I am a lady dog? Can I at least have half of your crotch then? It smells like cookies... I can not reeseest! Must stick my nozzle into your crizozzle...  |
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 18:29:24 GMT -5
Captain Obvious does not tolerate beastiality. But if you ever want to catch Captain Obvious off guard, he naps in the nude from 10 to 12pm. Captain Obvious' crotch may happen to be covered in peanut butter...he promises nothing.
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Post by lacusclyne on Mar 25, 2007 19:14:52 GMT -5
Umm....I'm not so sure what's happening now but anyway...I am Lacus and welcome to gplay ^-^
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 19:32:28 GMT -5
A TALKING DOGGEH!!!!!!!
*pokes doggy*
Are you gonna bite my hand off?
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 19:38:50 GMT -5
Being obvious is Captain Obvious' job.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 19:39:47 GMT -5
We figured that out...
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 19:48:46 GMT -5
oh really? Well done, would you like a medal?
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Post by herlock on Mar 25, 2007 20:17:23 GMT -5
Hi Lacus and Alina! Nice to meet you!
Oh, and I do bite... but I only bite the ones I like and only when I get frisky!
Ruff! Ruff!
-HS
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 25, 2007 21:14:27 GMT -5
oh really? Well done, would you like a medal? Would you like to die? :] |
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Post by gisella on Mar 25, 2007 22:38:03 GMT -5
How do you propose that Captain Obvious die? He is indestructable. Immortal. Totally kickass and awesome. As well as sexy. Nothing can kill Captain Obvious.
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Post by herlock on Mar 26, 2007 0:11:33 GMT -5
Captain Obvious, please don't die! You are such a sweet girl, it would be a tragedy if you were to be hurt... Be Mine!
I want to have passionate nights of roleplaying with you for ages to come.
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Post by alinabanana on Mar 26, 2007 0:22:41 GMT -5
*doctor prances in and nuters Captain Obvious and doesn't bother to sew him up*
Doctor: 20 bucks.
*hands him money and he orances back out*
I can kill your ego though.
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Post by gisella on Mar 26, 2007 0:45:12 GMT -5
Captain Obvious has had a vasectomy. He is sure such a "clever" girl like yourself knows what that is. He does not need to be neutered. As well Captain Obvious has no need for money so he has none to give. Nice try for someone of little intelligence. *claps*
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