Post by AdminMonkey on Aug 16, 2006 4:19:44 GMT -5
++G-PLAY GUIDE++
With your host, ADMIN MONKEY!!
Thank you, thank you..
Hello and welcome to G-Play. I, AdminMonkey will be your host to this half-arsed guide fulla stuff. W00t! Just don't try offering me a banana. I will hurt you I swear to god I will.
G-Play is a Gorillaz Role-Play forum where you can Role Play the way you want, with whoever and whatever you want. The sky's the limit one might say. Role-play as your favourite characters* and even yourself.
This RP forum has three main boards just for vitamin RP Goodness. Those boards are "Kong Studio", " The Town" and " The Country Side". We might just be adding a few more places as the number of members continue to grow. Wooh!! Thrilling.
Yer anyways, remember don't take this place to seriously. Just learn to enjoy yourself. Go nuts!!
Rules ( Don't argue with me, pal! Rules are rules!!
) :- We will NOT tolerate any form of discrimination towards the actual
user.
EX: Race, gender, sex, religion etc
Users who fail to follow this rule will be smited @[]@ WITH ALL MY WONDER!!!! - If you wish to role-play as two people, you can use your previous account and role-play as two or more people. But make it so that people know you're more than one person
EX: Changing your username to " Dan & Ding " or making a siggy pic with two of you in it. Whatever you can think of.
Either that or make another account. Simple as that. - Please make sure your siggy pic isn't too big. The biggest is 700x900. Got it? Got it.
- Please try to lower the typo-count in your posts. There is indeed a spell check available for you. So you've got no excuse. Unless You're talking 1337.
- Please do NOT PM Me unless it's really important or you got a complaint or request. If you want help, please PM the Moderators,
amateur1314 or Blueie. They both suck but meh. - Whenever you're having a discussion outside of Role Play mode, please make sure you use double brackets outside the sentence
EX: (( Oh Yeah my nipples are purple today \@b@/ ))
*throws pig at 2-D*
You can either do that, or make a certain color code in your posts to show when you're RP-ing or not.
EX: My name is Poopsmith btw.
*throws egg* MOTHERLAAAAAANDD
It takes more time, but you can do that anyway. - Do not worry too much about your karma. It doesn't matter at all. It's just one of the features in this site that's useless.
- Respect the mods and admins. Yes, teasing is ok, but make sure you show some form of respect because they CAN and trust me they will make your stay here an unpleasant one.
- THINK BEFORE POSTING. Please don't post things like XDD , lol or hi or whatever...unless you got something more to say, keep it to yourself.
- Try not to spam so much on the general board. If you got a thread there already, try bringing up that topic in that thread or another thread similiar to what you're talking about. Your thread will be locked and deleted if you don't follow the rule.
- ROLE-PLAY YOUR LIFE AWAY \@[]@/
Wow that list is long @_@.
OK Now let's move on to actual Role-Play.
There's 3 boards for you to role play in currently. Town, Kong Studios & The Country Side.
TOWNIE TOWN TOWN TOWN!
The town has 7 places to role play in. Here is info provided by amateur1314. Most of it is probably a lie anyway. But who am I to say? I'm just a monkey. Damn humans.
School:
School of Gorillaz. This is where the latest new's of Gorillaz or any other related band or something will be posted. Like any other school would do, It provides information to feed that meddlesome part of your body called a brain. Of course it's nothing important like maths and learning origami. P_P
But still it's cool. There is currently an Ice breaking session going on at the school...where some people proceeded in breaking ice and somewhat eating it. Those people shall not be named for the sake of privacy and mostly pride. Or whatever's left of it. Anyway's this is a place to get the new's on Gorillaz.
Most of the new's will probably be taken from gorillaz-unofficial.com .
Deserted Theme Park:
The story of this site is currently unknown. It was said that it was once a very, very popular Theme Park because of one lone attraction. A dead body.
There was said to be a murder in the Theme Park. The body of Leaol Parker, the carousel operator at the park was murdered , and his body was hidden in a construction site at the theme park by fellow co workers. It is said that the three men had an argument and things went tragic. As the construction of the park was complete, the two co workers (who's names remain unknown) needed to discard the body somewhere else. The construction site before..was turned into a Old West themed play house.
This sparked an idea in the two criminals. They decided to hang the body by the neck on rope behind the play house to disguise it as one of the props. The plan was successful. They later resigned and were never heard from again. A few weeks later...the body was discovered. But the manager, being business wise used this as an opportunity to spand his business. He made the dead body the highlight of the Theme park. People were interested in the story and would drive for miles to have their picture taken next to the dead man, who then was seated on a chair and positioned for picture taking. The family member discovered the body and as an act of kindness the manager returned the body to them for a proper burial. A few weeks later however, the sly manager managed to lie to the family members and got the body back and deserted the theme park along with the body itself. No one saw them again.
Park:
Well there's nothing much here. A few swings and slides and jungle gyms here and there...flowers...squirrels...birds..
Throw rocks at them...or set them on fire. It's a special kind of exercise !! THE NOT EXERCISE AT ALL EXERCISE \@u@/
Well you can have picnics here...search for burried treasures...or just run away from screaming japanese cartoon girls with the devastating killing abilities of an atomic bomb :I Yeah ...Or you can set up a date with someone...>_< fat chance but hey !
Graveyard:
This is where dead people ..like...lay in giant boxes called coffins under ground..like really @o@ THERE IS SUCH A PLACE \@o@/ >_< God you're stupid. Anyways yes this is a graveyard. There has recently been a huge zombie attack but now it's over...with as little damage as possible. 2-D only lost one leg.
Chinese Restaurant:
ITS A RESTAURANT! ITS CHINESE!! IT SERVES RATS!! : D Yes it's true they recently started serving up rats. They're still in need of workers of course. Don't even think about running off without paying..the waiters have swords. And i'll be damned if they aren't afraid to use it too. Currently demolished. Thanks to a little accident involving faulty architecture..or something. It's probably the rat's fault.
JunkYard Battles:
This isn't really much of a role-play board. Whatever goes on in here stays in here. It's a Fighting board where members can just go nuts and beat each other to the rp death...Nothing much is happening now but not for long! >:B Yeah I ain't gonna do rat shit either. >_<
Haunted House:
There's a room with a moose here. And a talking toilet bowl. Oh and pandora's box which we just opened. DOOMMM!!!
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KONG STUDIOS
This is Kong Studios. Gorillaz HQ. Pfft HQ. I'd just call it a bunch of pixels carved from a piece of paper from an artist with too much time on his hands.
Lobby:
It's a lobby with a lift. It just broke down for some reason. Apparently the cable snapped. Accident? I don't care. You can play monopoly here too and that other game no one knows how to play. Bug the desk demon.
Cafe:
You can order food here for an unreasonable amount of money from the gender confused waitress standing there. You can even view the Official Gorillaz Messageboard from there. : D
Noodle's Room:
Currently under renovation. Alot of blood in there. You can pet the Shaun head. Careful though, he bites...and farts occasionally.
Russel's Room:
Russel's hardly here so you can trash it (if that's possible) or steal stuff. There's said to be squirrels under his bed
2-D's Room:
Also known as the whore room. 2-D sleeps,plays with fire crackers and eats biscuits in here.
EAT THE CONDOM!! >:[The Winnebago:
Murdoc's shitty van. You can usually find him there if you're lucky enough. He sings in his bathroom. It's funny. The place smells like rotten fish and carcasses and cigarette butts. ..And a dead penis. CHECK OUT HIS BEDROOM CUPBOARD
The Landfill:
This place can be viewed on the veranda. Have a drink and breathe in the toxic air. Or jump into the landfill and search for treasure ;D Idiot
Hell Hole:
Recently discovered that the lava in the hole is really chilli sauce. Bloody garbage. There will be no life guards in the hell hole. Users swim at own risk.
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COUNTRY SIDE
It's a side of a country. P_P Gosh. 'ello amateur1314 here, giving you the info on the new board, Country Side. Ya..rly. @m@ Moving on...
Harvey's Gas Station:
Harvey's been missing for quite some time now. The gas station is empty most of the time.
Daw. Meh. There's said to be some chilling cries of terror coming from the workshop in the gas station. No one has really ventured out to find out what it really is. I mean..I wouldn't either. :IAbandoned Army Base:
Don't worry. It's not haunted...It just smells for some reason. The troops before were shifted to some other place. But they left alot of toys for us to play with >
Yeah...>_> I think there's a few helmets there @m@ DIBS!!!Corn Field:
It's a field. It has corn ~@o@~ ZOMG WTF LOLZ!1 Shaddup. It's a corn field located near Ol' Man Nancy's Farm. I think they filmed Scary Movie 3 here. I dunno. There's also been reports of Alien & UFO Sightings here.. but I just think that's Ol' Man Nancy. What do YOU think?
Old Concert Hall:
This place used to be where all those cool country & western follies would hang out and move to the groove. P_P Gawd. It's closed now. But that doesn't mean we can't sneak in and check it out. There's a legend about it that involves an old band singer who loved the place too much..and decided to live there even in his after life... the old employees of this place had many encounters with him and are usually very..freaked out..or something, I'm thinking..too much alcohol. P_P
Ol' Man Nancy's Farm:
Don't judge a man by his femalish name. He isn't someone you wanna bump into while you're stealing his ....cows. >_< Don't ask P_P
Hillbilly Hill:
The title says it all. Don't step into their property unless you wanna get shot up your arse.
Mom's Diner:
The food isn't all that good. It isn't good at all. They got some fine table mats though. Real Foine.
Barbra's Bar & Tavern:
No the title is not a result of a typo. That's the name of the bar. It's theme....you guessed it....... leprechauns P_P ...Bra's of course silly person.
They have really nice floors and carpeting here..and the underneath of their stools are cleannn. I like their drinks :9
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FEATURES & SHITE[/b]
The Gorillaz Dolls
Yes believe it or not there are Gorillaz Dolls that are lurking around the forum. Each one of them has a different purpose of course.
- 2ddoll
Status: Harmless.
2ddoll, is generally harmless and considered the good doll. He helps out with typos, posting and any other problem a user might have, like with signature pics and stuff and even tries to undo the havoc done by noodle or murdoc doll. Very cute. Innocent and childish at some point. Very sweet too. - Noodledoll
Status: Mildly Dangerous
Noodledoll is very mischievious and sometimes downright evil. But she can be nice at certain times. Known to edit posts if you annoy her in any way. Sometimes known to delete posts even and edit profiles. Tends to hit on 2ddoll and sometimes makes him cry. ....only thing I can say is XD about that. - Murdocdoll
Status: Very dangerous.
Murdoc Doll. Bad. Bad. Bad. His pranks are somewhat cruel and humiliating. He tends to correct typos like 2ddoll but he tends to highlight what you've done wrong for the sake of embarassing you. He doesn't like stupid posts. He doesn't like stupid people. Nuff said. Funny sometimes, though. - Russdoll
Status: Unknown.
There's no info on the existence of Russel Doll..But we'll be sure to inform you on it if anything occurs.
Warning: Dolls are not real Gorillaz.
DEFAULT DEFAULT
There will also be default characters put up soon for those who are too lazy to create characters of their own. The characters will vary from categories such as famous comedians to cartoons and even inanimated objects.
New Role Play Ground
There will be some new RolePlay boards. Any suggestions on what it should be would be appreciated. Do contact me or any of the admins available.
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That's all the info for now.
WEBSITE: freewebs.com/gorillaz-rp/
Check out the site for G-Play news And gossip. And even gorillaz news.
If you want to be part of the team or have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to tell me.
OK Now you know what's going on \@b@/ Now fuck off
ADMIN MONKEY!
Signing off.
* Gorillaz characters may be used but the official characters
Murdoc, Noodle, 2d and Russel can not be used unless you're something like
Evil Clone 2D, Noodle Clone etc etc. You will, of course, not be put under the Ranking as a Gorillaz member.
;D 
*walks away*