Hehe..

[sage435]

I missed every seminar they had for new angels... Dyed my one wing black and fell off the cloud I was stationed to. I ended up in this crazy place and since I missed the flying seminar I cant get back so I am the literal falen angel... But as for now I freelance as a guardian angel.

[leenz]

heh. well I geuss you werent really kicked out were you? *raises an eyebrow and goes back to nails* So, what's God like? Is he small fat and lazy? Or is he just as everyone thought he was, a giant with a long white beard who sits on a golden throne all day?

[sage435]

God... I dont think he has a real form I think he is actually a myth and in reality he is a group of angels who decide the fate of heaven if it can so be called... Kinda like a government. I dont even know how I got there I mean I was never the religeous I just tried to be a goodish person.... Not the greatest but not criminal.

[leenz]

Meh..well I wasn't expecting that. *stands up an walks over to the construction worker once he's done* Well, *whispers something in his ear and hands him a shovel*

Construction worker: NOOOOOOO! *grabs shovel and runs out of the building, sobbing*

Poor sap...*laughs and sits back on the barrel*

[sage435]

Well... I dont think I want to ask what that was about...

[leenz]

I didnt think you would.

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

....You're sinister...very sinister..
I like you. >

[leenz]

hehehe...thanks..*stands up and picks up a few things theconstruction worker left behind..like his wallet* Hmmpfh. *takes the money out and tosses it out the door.* Lets see...where was I? Oh nevermind..I forgot where I was...and now Im here.
Hey, has anyone seen vampire boy? *puts money in messenger bag and looks around*

[sage435]

I dunno were he went maybe to some... victorian mansion were he will plot the downfall of me.

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

He doesn't really like me. He started rambling on about a person's right to decide what she/he can do. And pointed his stupid cane at me. Stupid putz. *grumbles*
Hey leenz... What...did you say to that worker?

[leenz]

Did you notice that he talks really weird? Like, kind of old english..but not really....ya think he might be a cereal murderer? hmm..maybe I should get ta know this guy a little better. *looks around* Hey! Who's hungry?

*pulls out a watermelon, from seemingly nowhere* I'm starved! *puts watermelon on the ground and pulls out chainsaw from her messenger bag* I have many things in there...*pulls on a pair of safety goggles and starts it up*

Hmm? *the engine stops* the construction worker? *takes off goggles and stands straight* well, I had some business with his wife, and lets just say it didn't have a pretty ending. *puts glasses back on* Watermelon?

[sage435]

Yay watermelon is a good thing... How did they make a seedless watermelon?

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Genetic fruit mutation? :I
I'm not sure... I don't really like watermelons..
And yeah that vampy seems really suspicious.. >_>
Wonder where he's really from >:I

[vampy]

*walks back into the room just as dim light come on*
Lovely, and now for some art deco and a couple of dressing rooms we'll have a have a merry little dance hall.
*looks at amatuer* May i ask who shall you be?

[sage435]

*Falls down laughing* That wasnt even a coherent sentance dude. "May i ask who shall you be?" *Laughs more*