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Post by Solus26 on Dec 23, 2006 7:50:32 GMT -5
and it was horny...so..very..horny...
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Post by gorillazchick on Dec 23, 2006 7:53:18 GMT -5
like monster munch!
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 23, 2006 7:55:26 GMT -5
so..he walked for 40 days and 40 nights.. looking for a lifeform to fulfill his wishes.. but he lived in a dessert...
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Post by gorillazchick on Dec 23, 2006 7:58:23 GMT -5
full of mud
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 23, 2006 8:01:37 GMT -5
and marshmellows..until..one faithful day.. he saw... he saw..he saw...
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Post by gorillazchick on Dec 23, 2006 8:05:16 GMT -5
an x-men
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 24, 2006 2:25:32 GMT -5
named Wolverine
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 24, 2006 5:23:24 GMT -5
and needed to mate.. but he needed to catch wolverines attention..so he..
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Post by gorillazchick on Dec 24, 2006 7:00:46 GMT -5
farted really loudly, so when wolfarine turned around he was the only thing standing there looking very embassed!
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 24, 2006 7:02:18 GMT -5
he said.. ' hi mr wolf..im looking..for a mate..because i am so very horny..' and he pointed to his huge erection.. but mr wolf..was..
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Dec 24, 2006 13:18:23 GMT -5
A LESBIAN
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 26, 2006 1:29:55 GMT -5
so he could not be his mate...but then..out of the bushes....jumped..
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Post by gorillazchick on Dec 27, 2006 5:32:21 GMT -5
DAMON ALBARN! who fucked the monster senseless until a wombat passed and asked "WTF MATE?"
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 27, 2006 7:51:11 GMT -5
and soon...damon albarn..was pregnant DUNDUNDUN
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Post by gorillazchick on Jan 4, 2007 4:42:43 GMT -5
9 months later damon gave birth to murdoc...
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