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Post by Solus26 on Nov 24, 2006 2:01:16 GMT -5
he also decided to turn vegan so he floated off into space until he met a beautiful...
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Post by pandora on Nov 24, 2006 4:31:22 GMT -5
Young salad. He felt so bad about eating it he decided to become a carnivore
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Post by Solus26 on Nov 24, 2006 4:46:30 GMT -5
and thus started to eat his limbs off one by one
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Post by gorillazchick on Nov 24, 2006 10:33:18 GMT -5
until he got back to earth we he hopped around on his two lasting legs eating pigs in the local farmers market. the murshroom elf saw him doing this and started a roit so that all the farmers were...
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Post by sliverwolf on Nov 24, 2006 11:52:28 GMT -5
horrified by his act but took pity on him because it's in his natural to eat meat so they created him robotic legs and send him on his way where he bumps into .....
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Post by gorillazchick on Nov 24, 2006 11:54:35 GMT -5
the murshroom elf again. so the wolf ate his head and threw up over the murshroom elfs dead body.
then the murshroom elfs family had a funral and invited the wolf, and when the funral was over he ate the dead murshroom elf's family and vomited over some random famrer who was out walking his pig.
so the local elfs all....
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Post by sliverwolf on Nov 24, 2006 11:58:34 GMT -5
gathered around the wolf and started humming cos their stupid like that, and the wolf looked at them blankly, pissed on them and then wandered off in search of the holy grail.
he knew that to get there he had to cross the valley of frost and the planes of fire the forest of jelly and this would be no easy feat so he went looking for his companions who were in a local tavern. when he arrived there....
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Post by gorillazchick on Nov 24, 2006 11:59:51 GMT -5
his mate were pissed out of their heads that they couldnt walk and said they were seeing ghosts of racoons!
so the wolf..
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Post by sliverwolf on Nov 24, 2006 12:01:58 GMT -5
kicked his troll friend ted up the ass and bit his friend marko the jelly on the butt to try and sober them up it worked but his friend carlos the beached whale didnt stir so .....
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Post by gorillazchick on Nov 24, 2006 12:04:45 GMT -5
the wolf went up to his whale friend and licked his hole (blow-hole) waking him up. (or just making him jump for the sake of it) and when the wolf did this an murshroom elf crawled out from the whales throat and said he had got stuck there when the wolfs mates were playing "throw the murshroom elf into the whale!"
and....
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Post by Solus26 on Nov 24, 2006 17:42:16 GMT -5
a huge demonic creature ripped away the roof of the building and wanted to speak with the heros. It wore a huge black hooded ripped cape that never showed its face, it had hands that looked like they had been tortued and abused over millions of years and rode on a huge black.....
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Post by pandora on Nov 24, 2006 17:59:04 GMT -5
duck. So the whale, the troll, the wolf and some others went outside to talk to this guy and his rubber duckie
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Post by Solus26 on Nov 24, 2006 18:08:22 GMT -5
he rode the duck over the whale and turned it into ....
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Post by pandora on Nov 24, 2006 23:55:38 GMT -5
A bowl of Coco Pops & milk. So he sat down and started eating his breakfast
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Post by Solus26 on Nov 25, 2006 0:51:03 GMT -5
until a heavenly choir sang and his bride came and took his hand in marriage... but little did he know that he was getting married to...
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