The People VS Solus Court Case is now In Session..

[Radian Darknova]

..... i would like the court notes to show that the Defendant is eager to present there case and very loud in that statement *rubs his ears* okay then we have our opening staement would the prosecutor please make a argument to this.

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

I SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD UHUUUHHH *snaps fingers and does jig*
The prosecutor is dead >8U DEAD *throws paper ball at them*
...He did it*points to jury member*
Jury member: zzzzzzz

[Radian Darknova]

please let the records show that the prosecutor is dead and that one of the jury members did it thats the end of notes for now please *clears throat* now in the case of The People VS Solus as there is no Prosecutor the jury will not be needed and i fnid Solus innocent of charges and you are free to go... Case dissmissed will the jury member *points to him* please take the Defendant seat and Amateur please take the prosecutor seat for the next case seeing as this happened while i wasnt here

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

..Wait who the what now? *scratches head*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Oh wait haha I get it
Jury Member: P_P
*gets on Defendant seat* 8B What now?

[Radian Darknova]

please step into the prosecutor seat we will now have Jury member5 VS the people for Murder in the first degree *frowns*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*Jury member sits at prosecution seat*

YOUR HONOR HE IS GUILTY!! GUILTY!! U8<

Jury: I didn't even get to-

GUILTYYYYY

Jury: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR
I'm done here 8)

[Radian Darknova]

*sighs and shakes his head* well seeing as i have seen the evidence the corpse with Amateur is currently sitting on ... and the vast the the paper knife that killed him has ur hand prints on it i proclaim you GUILTY to spend life out here so basically Eternity untill your body dies inside GOD OF THE MOON *uses god of the mon on Jury member 5* you will be in jail droping the soap ect ect ect for the rest of your physical bodys life ((note thats bout 10000000 years in God of the moon time)) take him away and put him in a cell and hook em up to lifesupport make it fast before he bgins to droll on my court floor

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Jury: BUT I DIDN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL..NO NOOOO *gets dragged away by cops*
Well..
this is one comfy corpse *jumps on it*
Prosecutor: AHHH D: ow ow ow ow ow~__~
..
*poke* 8) n__n

[Radian Darknova]

hes dead *mnakes jury throw a kunia at him* and thats when he died see it was all for a future crime ... HEY GET HIM OUT HES DROOLING ON MY FLOOR DAMIT *jury guy trapped in GOTM is drooling* hurry up

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*jury guy gets dragged out of room*
Wooh PARTEHHH
*swings corpse around* xB

[Radian Darknova]

... okay is there any other cases?

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Hmmmm there's the case of the uhm...Hmmm..
I don't think so. :I

[Radian Darknova]

in that case DANCE PARTY WOOOO *lights and music start playing*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Woot *does jig*
One must wonder where the lights and music are coming from but meh..ITS A DANCE PARTY *shakes bootie* xB