The Courtroom

[Murduck]

((.........................*slaps forehead* >.> It's Joseph innit? ))

*sits there at the table, leaning my elbow against it's wooden surface, muttering to myself as the bailiff eyes me from a distance*

Barrister: *finally wakes up* Gah!! That stupid little prick of a gay dwarf!! *frowns and dusts himself* Ok, what have we have so far?

..They've got video evidence. *murmurs still thinking to myself*

Barrister:... .. .. Video...evidence?? Wot!? He didn't mention anything like that to the Judge at all!! He didn't rectify it with me!! That prick is getting away with it too. Bugger it all. We need to bring someone up to the stand and quick..

[Marie]

(( *shrugs* I can't think of anyone else....unless its Britny Spears dun dun duuuuun!! ))

[Murduck]

(( Bump! ))

[Marie]

(( Hump! =D..........wait.......not around here...*pouts* ))

*sits there nervesly as her thoughts race back and forth in her mind*

[Murduck]

(( Nice drawing. She looks hot ))

Oh yer and who the hell's going to do that?

Barrister: Hmm. Well.. how about your wife? I'm sure she'll have something relevant to say to at least reduce your sentence. Uh! Ahem! Excuse me, Ma'am. *He rushes up to Lissa* Hello, I'm representing your husband in this court case, could you perhaps be able to come up to the stand?

[Marie]

(( thank you, I had to draw her as she is now since she changed her looks ))

*sighs in relief* I would be honored too good sir...

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

(( Who is that? 8O O8 8O ))

*Pradel struts back into the court room, his back arched in such a way that he looked like there was something stuck up his anus. His eyes scan the room, before finally settling onto the simplistic, weak minded barrister with the intimidation of a teaspoon. He leers over to them, like the leecherous predator he is, and his stares the barrister with his vulturish, sharp, piercing eyes*

You know very well that it's just too late to bring in a new witness to the stand. The verdict's about to annouced by the jury.

*He lets out a whirly, sinister and vile grin, that could send any young cock ablaze in fear*

I've already won this case. The scales of justice has bowed down to my glory. Give up and spare yourself the foolish outlook you already acquire.

*He adjusts his tie, and lets out a cocky bastard of a smile and walks back to his table, neating his greased, flattened neat attorney at law hair*

[Marie]

(( it's Lissa, she changes her looks so no one would get suspicace since I died. ))

[Murduck]

(( Courtney Love ))

Barrister: *hisses at the pompous prick* Arrogant little bastard of a man. There's no way they'd reach a verdict this early. I'll need to talk to the judge about this.

[Marie]

*looks rather confused*

[Murduck]

Barrister: Don't worry Madam, I'll make sure the sentence becomes lighter..*He shakes her hand, smiling at her timidly and he walks back to his seat, seating himself next to Murdoc* Alright, Mr. Niccals, she's agreed to come up to the stand.


..Great.. *murmurs, chewing on my bottom lip*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Amateur: That prosecutor is very sinister. *she glowers at him* Lissa-sama you must prove him wrong and help win this case! Fighto! *She shakes her fist in a downwards motion*

Bailiff: Please be seated as court is about to be in session!

[Marie]

.......................*sighs*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Bailiff: All rise!!

*The sharped nosed, old judge walks in, his face, blank and white as a sheet. He seats himself properly and etiquettely and he raises his hammer*

Judge: Court is now in session *slams hammer on the pad* Have the juries reached a verdict yet?

Jury Rep.: No we haven't your honour.

*crowd starts murmuring*

Judge: Silence in the court!! *slams hammer on the pad repeatedly* Now, let us continue.

Pradel: *Murmurs* What the hell is going on..

[Marie]

I dont know but this is our chance....