A New Miracle

[Jojobelle]

Jojobelle walks into the church and kneels down in front of the altar. She then puts her hands together and starts to pray.

Oh, God. Please help me. Last night, I had a dream and the angel in my dream to come here because you wanted to see me. I wonder if its true. Why do you want to see me?

An Angel then appears in front of Jojobelle and calls out her name. Jojobelle opens her eyes and stares at the angel.

Jojobelle: Am I dreaming? *rubs eyes and pinches self* No, I'm not.
Bobo: You are not dreaming, child. My name is Bobo.I am the angel sent by God to send a message to you.
Jojobelle: Yeap, I am dreaming. No angel will be called Bobo. That's sakinah's dead cat.
Bobo: I am sakinah's dead cat. You may not recognised me but this is my human form. I have become an angel. A new angel. Please sakinah that I love her very much and thank you for taking care of her. I become so fat until I died.
Jojobelle: Right, I'll tell her. You were so cute!! *pinches cheeks*

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Bobo: DON'T TOUCH *slap* u_u Bodoh budak ni. Nak makan. Makan..Makan...Makannnn mew. Ok what do we have here? Oh yea. You're pregnant~

[Jojobelle]

I am what?? It can't be!! I never slept with anyone before!! What happened? I got raped in my sleep?? It can't be??

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Bobo: Aiya. Wait and let me finish. *Crosses paws* So rude some more. -m- Ahem ahem~~~ ...Ask God. I'm just the messenger. But you're pregnant. I think a Miracle baby. <:

[Jojobelle]

Can you please explain to me properly?? Why am I pregnant? Why? What did I do wrong??

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Bobo: HUUUUIII~~! YOU THINK HAVING A CHILD IS A PUNISHMENT? *bashes her head with his paws* SILLY~!! Babies are a gift from God *shiny eyes* You have been blessed by god with a child that will one day help others and be like uuuhhh. MAGIIIIICCC~ *licks crotch*

[Jojobelle]

What? You mean I was chosen to carry god's child? Why me?

[Sora]

BECAUSE YOU HAD A RUN-IN WITH HOMOS~~~

Wait where did that come from?

Uh...hum. Let's commit bestiality with Bobo *hugs and rapes him*

[Jojobelle]

I did not a have run in with homos. They are just my friends. Its wrong to discriminate people. You're a homo.
Sicko. Poor cat.

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Bobo: NYOOOO *pees on Sora*

[Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon]

*walks out beside jojobellle something different abouit his eyes* well well well

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Bobo: Who you is? *mew* GO AWAY *pees on Tensaris and pushes him out the church* -~- Jojoismine.

[Jojobelle]

Tensaris! How are you? I was just here praying. And suddenly I saw this angel!! He was talking to me and said that I'm gonna get pregnant.

[Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon]

*walks back in through the shadwos whiping it off of himself leaving himself smelling good again and clean his eyebrow raised* calm down kitty cat man

Tenasar: Thats lovely Jojobelle

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Bobo: PERGI BERAK. ):