Honeymoon Caper

[Takeda-qeuto]

Wait! .... o.o
COME BACK WITH MY WIFE!
..... EY! * grabs guy by the shoulder*
Guy: Back off *punches me in gut*
EK~! X___X *falls backwards*
AMATEUR~! Dammit!
... Wait, Lissachoa? ... You had a honeymoon?
.... who did you marry? o.o

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*Man whispers to me in my ear*
I told you to finish the job. You will be eliminated now..
*nods gently and wobbles to the side a little* *turns around and faces Takeda with eyes, deep glowing red**turns back and enters helicopter*

[Takeda-qeuto]

Wait~~!!!
Ama.... teur? .....
HEY!
T____T
*watches her get into helicopter*
I can't just let my wife go psycho and take off with some army guy. .... That's it. I'm learnin' to pilot this thing. *looks at windmill*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*helicopter takes off from the island*
*I look out the window and watch the island get smaller and smaller as I travel away**puts hand on window*

Army Dude: You act like as if there is a soft side in you, amateur. I'm guessing you have forgotten your missions from the past and the catastrophes you caused. It was beautiful

Takeda~
No.. I remember ..

[Takeda-qeuto]

*watches helicopter get smaller on the horizon* Damn it! ... Wait a minute....
*sees something odd inscribed on the side of the windmill* .... Huh..... *touches it*
EEEK~! *windmill turns faster, causing island to shoot forward*
Hey~! BD
Hold on, Amateur....
I don't know what you're hiding but I'm gonna find out.... and I won't let Seargent Pepper have ya....

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Army Dude: What the hell!! CAPTAIN TURN AROUND!! THAT NUT CASE IS COMING AT US!! LAUNCH THE MISSILES!!!
Pilot: Aiming Missiles
*watches from the passenger window* *eyes widen*

[Takeda-qeuto]

SHIT! *sees missiles coming towards him*
Uh---uh! .... T___T This island really has bad luck with helicopters and missiles and the like....
*sees something written* Hope this works! *touches writing*
*Windmill blades slow down and the island falls a few feet, just enough that the missiles fly over the island*
Phew. Looks like they vamped up the island a bit since its last incident.
What am I gonna do? *sees rifle*
No.... there's a chance I could hit Amateur... o.o

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Army Dude: YOU FOOL!! SHOOT HIM AGAIN!!
Pilot: THE ENGINE IS BACKING UP!! WE'RE GOING DOWN
Army Dude: SHIT SHIT SHIT!! *kicks pilot out of his seat and starts trying to fly the helly*
*helly starts to fall to the sea*

[Takeda-qeuto]

... SHIT!!!!
Come onnnnnn~! *struggles to kick the island into gear*
*island shoots towards falling helicopter*
..... Shit. It's gonna colliiiiide-
{Boom}


A few hours later....
*wakes ups soggy, on some beach*
What the hell.... uh, my head- AMATEUR~!

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*the waves push my body onto the sand*
*lays motionless*

[Takeda-qeuto]

Amateur!!!!! AMMY~!
... Shimatta.... uh, remember what they taught you in CPR class-
*pushes down on Ammy's chest, blows air gently into her mouth*
... Come on.... *shivers*
.... At least those guys are dead..... I think....
*hears rustling* SHIT~!

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*coughs and sputters out sea water*
*opens eyes slowly**gets up* Ughhh my head *rubs onto it*
*shakes head* Takeda? Where are we?? *hears rustling*
*turns around to see Army dude...arm just hanging off from his shoulder with his bone sticking out and bleeding notoriously*

Army Dude: LET HER GO *twitch* she Is coming II--W-W-W-W WIIITH me!!! *gets out gun*
*starts coughing out blood*


*Growls**grabs tree branch nearby and takes a swing at him and bashes his head off**starts bashing his body up, crushing his bones and innards**drops branch on him* *falls on my knees and starts punching him on the face hard*
*finally rips his arm off*
*freezes**pants**turns around and looks at Takeda**turns back fast, trying to avoid eye contact*

What have I done..?? I haven't changed a bit... *pants*

[Takeda-qeuto]

Amateur.... ? *moves towards her, she flinches away*
*shivers and looks at the dead body*
I didn't know you could... uh... do that.
*smells the blood and licks lips, but looks away*
Come on... let's .... get away from this. *tries to put an arm around ammy's shoulder*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

*takes a deep breath*
I'm a monster...aren't I? * sits down on the sand and brushes my finger against the stand..trying to avoid eye contact*

[Takeda-qeuto]

No.... nonoNO, you're not. Come on~! I'm a vampire, in case you forgot. *glances at body*
*swallows hard* But.... what was this all about? Come on, tell me the truth. *sits down next to her*