Honeymoon Caper

[Noodle]

(( shhhhh let her respond ))

*looks at Amateur* Do you?

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

noodle said:

(( shhhhh let her respond ))

*looks at Amateur* Do you?

((...wtf ~_~ did you even READ the rest of the thread? -m- dude repost and come into the thread in a more normal way please? So we could get this thread back in topic 8U ))

[Takeda-qeuto]

*swallows hard, backs away, mind racing*
Whatdoidowhatdoido....
*glances out corner of eye at guy*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

* Tall man....bleeding from the back of his head and staggering cocks his gun and lifts it to aim at me**his hand starts shaking intensely*
Dudeman: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time *snarls**spits on the ground and gets ready to pull the trigger of the gun*

[Takeda-qeuto]

STOPIT~! *jumps and shoves man, then hits him in the back of the head where he's bleeding*
Run dammit amateur~!

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

I'M A BUTTERFLY weeeeeeeeeEEeee *waves hands around*

Dudeman: ARRGH!! GET THE HELL OFF ME *starts fighting with Takeda*

*twirls* WEEE

[Takeda-qeuto]

DAMMIT~! she's gotta be psycho when I'm in mortal peril T___T
*cracks guy in the back of the head again, and then stuns him with a well placed kick to the nuts*
.... Shit *grabs Amateur by the hand and starts to run*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

Dudeman: AHHHH FUCKSHITFUCK *yells out rows and rows of curses**falls to his knees, holding his crotch in pain**uses every ounce of his strength and starts to shoot at us*
*gets dragged by Takeda*
ARE YOU AN ANGELLLL???WEEEEEEEEE ~~

[Takeda-qeuto]

..... Uh, yes, that's right X____X
SHIT~! *ducks to avoid bullet, pulls Amateur down after me*
..... fuck, he's annoying X___X
come on, now, we have to go to the .... uh...... gingerbread house *points in direction of trees*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

You're an ugly angel ): WEEE GINGERBREAD YAYAYAY n3n *claps and jumps up and down*

Dudeman: UGHH GET BACK HERE >8U *limps after us*

[Takeda-qeuto]

SHIMATTA~! stop jumping honey or you'll get no gingerbread T___T *drags her further into woods*
A weapon, a weapon... *grabs pointy stick*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

OOP ok *sits down and keeps quiet* n_n
ROCKS ARE BETTER \n__n/ *plays with lizard*

Dudeman: *pushes through leaves and shrubs and whatnot* RAAAAWR >8U YOUUU!!!! *points at Takeda angrily*

[Takeda-qeuto]

Uhhh.. hi? *whacks guy with stick*
Uh... GO FETCH THE LIZARD HONEY~! *throws lizard far into bushes*
.... Right then *pins down guy*
Guy: I'll shoot you you fucking-*pulls trigger, bullet hits me at point-blank range*
.... not good enough *sinks teeth into his throat*

[[ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ]]

\@o@/ NOOOOOOOO *runs after the lizard*
Guy: *collapses to the ground and remains lifeless*

[Takeda-qeuto]

*sits down and sighs* Phew. .... Oh, I'm bleeding *touches the wound*
.... And now amateur is roaming the woods in search of a lizard... alone and insane o.o