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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 11:46:25 GMT -5
XD She didn't deserve that. But yes. Yes it does. >_>
Let's move on.
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Post by Jojobelle on Jan 16, 2008 11:49:42 GMT -5
Aren't these clothes pretty? I bought some of them for memories.... Lets see what else we can buy.
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 11:51:39 GMT -5
Peddler: Psst. You wanna buy a virgin in a box? *nudges me*
..............
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Post by Jojobelle on Jan 16, 2008 12:01:02 GMT -5
*raises eyebrow* Why would she want to buy a virgin in a box? She was one.
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Post by Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon on Jan 16, 2008 12:07:23 GMT -5
*walks up next to them*
.... this place is selling strange stuff
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 12:08:28 GMT -5
Peddler: You look like you can use one! Fresh off the market. *He pulls us all to the corner, to a small stall full of tiny bamboo cages with even tinier women in it*
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Post by Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon on Jan 16, 2008 12:09:26 GMT -5
....what....the... F@%#
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 12:12:27 GMT -5
Peddler: *He holds one cage up at our face, displaying a small woman in it, who is stirring awake from all the shaking* This one here looks like the perfect one for you three! She'll be an amazing guide for you, too. Comes with a bond chain, free!
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Post by Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon on Jan 16, 2008 12:13:36 GMT -5
........ this seems so messed up somehow
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 12:17:30 GMT -5
Tell me about it..
Peddler: You are looking for orbs, are you not? *he grins deviously*
..How do you kn--
Peddler: Hush hush! I have my sources, newcomers. Trust me, you will not go far without a virgin fairy guide.
*The fairy looks out through the thin glass frame of the cage pleadingly*
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Post by Lord Alvalenon Darkmoon on Jan 16, 2008 15:00:45 GMT -5
*holds up a chunk ofthe orb that he had goten in the ruins with a frown on his face*
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 16, 2008 22:02:57 GMT -5
Peddler: *takes one glance at the orbs and laughs, shaking his head* Those things are worthless.
Eh..
Peddler: It's like you gathered Fool's Gold! *he snickers* Ah, silly touuurists. The ones you seek are better guarded, my dear friend. It is the creator and sustainer of us all.
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Post by Jojobelle on Jan 17, 2008 0:41:48 GMT -5
*whispers to shar* Maybe we should buy her, she might be able to help us to get back home and we are doing a good deed at the same time. Look at her, she looks so sad.
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Post by [ amateur - 1 3 1 4 ] on Jan 17, 2008 1:18:50 GMT -5
Peddler: *shrugs* Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, if you guys don't want her, I'll take my business elsewheeeeeeeeeere.
..Eh..eh..
Wait! We'll buy he-
Peddler: EXCELLENT DECISION, young minx! *pinches my cheeks* She's all yours =_= *shoves the cage to me roughly*
What about that..bond...chain thing..
Peddler: Ah yes. Bond chain.. Lemme see..*he shoves his hand down his pocket and pulls out a long thin golden glowing chain. Grabbing the cage back, he opens the tiny door and grabs the fairy inside, locking the chain onto her leg. He hands the other end to me.* It will never break, no matter what. She is bound to you for eternity, unless you die.
That's....slavery, right? ~_~
Peddler: Now you're just splitting hairs. Take it or leave it, sister.
Fine. Fine fine.
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Post by Jojobelle on Jan 17, 2008 1:35:38 GMT -5
Hey, look at the bright side. You have a friend for life, someone to accompany you.
*starts whispering again* Besides, alv could find good use of her. Y'know, release his sexual tension. *wiggles eyebrows*
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