Post by elfieblack on May 3, 2007 0:11:57 GMT -5
hello people, i've been told it's custom to outline who I am in a thread, so here we are. I shall be referred to as Elfieblack, or for those who i deem worthy: Elfieblue. NOTE: this is not EIFEL black, and is not to be pronounced that way, i'm not a bloody Parisian. When you are telling friends, enemies, and acquantances of my glory, you shall refer to the glory of Elfie prounounced "elfeee") Black (prounounced "blak" for the tards out there).
Beyond that, for those of you who are interested, I am the closest thing to god-dom you may ever experience. Sort of a cross between Apollo and Zeus for those mythology nerds out there i guess. If you ever mess with me, or say something particularly ridiculous (like, i don't know, Evo Morales is a fiscally responsible Latin American leader) i shall crush you with the force of a thousand posts of rapier logic and brutal truth. It is for this reason i like to make stupid people seem stupider, because if somebody doesn't tell them to never reproduce, they're just going to pollute the goddamn gene pool.
Oh, i like music - especially Europe's Final Countdown, the Dire Strait's Brothers in Arms, and The Who's Eminence Front - running, video games, action movies that fit into the category of "so bad it's good" (I follow the gospel of Robocop) and i love to make evil people cry at how retarded they are, especially if they're pretentious (seriously, does anybody ACTUALLY like reading poetry or existentialism).
Basically what i'm saying is that you will either love me or hate me. . . and i don't want to make an annoying conclusion, so bye.
Beyond that, for those of you who are interested, I am the closest thing to god-dom you may ever experience. Sort of a cross between Apollo and Zeus for those mythology nerds out there i guess. If you ever mess with me, or say something particularly ridiculous (like, i don't know, Evo Morales is a fiscally responsible Latin American leader) i shall crush you with the force of a thousand posts of rapier logic and brutal truth. It is for this reason i like to make stupid people seem stupider, because if somebody doesn't tell them to never reproduce, they're just going to pollute the goddamn gene pool.
Oh, i like music - especially Europe's Final Countdown, the Dire Strait's Brothers in Arms, and The Who's Eminence Front - running, video games, action movies that fit into the category of "so bad it's good" (I follow the gospel of Robocop) and i love to make evil people cry at how retarded they are, especially if they're pretentious (seriously, does anybody ACTUALLY like reading poetry or existentialism).
Basically what i'm saying is that you will either love me or hate me. . . and i don't want to make an annoying conclusion, so bye.
