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Post by razakel on Dec 21, 2006 7:50:55 GMT -5
((don't worry, I've got insurance covered just in case the forest caught on fire while I do this XD))
*snaps his fingers and out comes a BBQ stand and five bags of charcoal next to it* Do we have meat? *points to the dead deers and rabbits next to the BBQ stand* what bout those? ........................*shooks head* Nope, unless someone cleans it for me. *snaps and a bag of beef jerky appears. He flips 3 onto the grill and snaps his fingers again for the fire to appear* Charcoal~ Aye, charcoal...*stuffs the bottom part of the BBQ stand with charcoal. He starts grilling the beef jerky* You think anyone's coming?? 'tis all up to them...at any rate, if the won't, I'll be enjoying the beef, eh? Sou sou...
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 21, 2006 8:04:45 GMT -5
* walks in *.. hello raz.. ...now...wot do we have here... i smell blood... tha' looks tasty.. may i join you? ^^
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Post by razakel on Dec 21, 2006 8:08:41 GMT -5
*nods and smirks* Come help me with it...*points to the dead deers and rabbits* ...from where I cam from, women were made to clean the raw food before 'tis cooked...*smirks some more*
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 21, 2006 20:24:25 GMT -5
..im only tryin to help raz...but if you give me an order..i will just leave.. i dont bow down to men like a slave..but..i will clean just 3...
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Post by razakel on Dec 21, 2006 20:29:19 GMT -5
*laughs* My dear, I didn't order you, please, do not be mistaken. I just....remembered something during my travels....*smirks* *snaps finger and out comes the table and a whole bunch of paper plates and cups on it* *flips the grilled beef on a laid plate, all 3* Ah, look...a newcomer... *points to 2 bears coming their way*
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 21, 2006 21:21:20 GMT -5
...* looks *...umm.. er... hehe ^^'... ..um...grr?
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 21, 2006 21:22:43 GMT -5
*appears outa nowhere* i smell BBQ
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Post by razakel on Dec 21, 2006 21:44:53 GMT -5
*looks at Radian* Aye, and we smell bears... *turns back to the bears and arms himself with the flipping BBQ device thing* En garde, bears of the forest! Thou shalt not pass!! *pokes*
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 21, 2006 21:45:25 GMT -5
*sighs* mannnnnnn stupid bears
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 21, 2006 21:48:20 GMT -5
well..roasting raw meat in the middle of a forest is shaw ta attract sum kind of wildlife..
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 21, 2006 21:50:12 GMT -5
kill them?
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Post by razakel on Dec 21, 2006 21:54:19 GMT -5
*continues poking until one of the bears grew sick of watching him doing that and slaps him hard on the face with its paw* Bear 1: Grr grrrrr graaaawr...(Is he dumb to think of us as stupid?) Bear 2: Grararara grrr...(...it's food we want) Bear 1: *looks at Radian and Solus* Gar...grr? (Food...them?) Bear 2: *follows gaze* Grrr graaaaraaawr...(Food food!) *both of them charges*
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 21, 2006 21:56:40 GMT -5
*makes several clones each one holding a kunia knife as they say in unison* bring it on you fur covered bastard *each radian throws the kunia as each one flyes right into the bears noses*
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Post by Solus26 on Dec 21, 2006 22:26:56 GMT -5
nooo! no! no! no! no!!!...dont kill them
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Post by Radian Darknova on Dec 21, 2006 22:27:56 GMT -5
heh you want to lie and get food or no
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