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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 4:36:31 GMT -5
~ A few hours has passed by since the satanist and the lost cause ( the other one. The first one is the satanist. ) decidedly took up the challenge of achieving each and every 7 deadly sin at least twice. Tearing down the streets, chasing after birds, and getting good and stoned, the two finally decided to end their marathon of every sin known to man and sit themselves down in a local bar to drink with all their might till they either die from alcohol poisoning, pass out or end up in jail again for inadequate behaviors or perhaps stabbing some unlucky sod with a broken bottle for eating the last peanut. The possibilities are endless, the sky's the limits.. only Satan or Vishnu would truly know what is to happen next. ~
*swings around a bottle of vintage whiskey, spilling a lot of it on the dirty floor, filled with cigarette ashes, vomit and a drunk whore that passed out a while ago and hasn't woken up since*
AHHAAAAA *sneers* This is one of the best nights of this year *slurs**nudges Dark 2D sitting next to me*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 4:43:26 GMT -5
ahhr..sure is mate.. * cackles and drinks more booze *..i fink i did... 7 whore t'day... hahah * burps * christ i' woz good.... great way ta go out in a bang, eh?.. * nudges muds back *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 4:58:00 GMT -5
I lost count after the 18th shag *slurs*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 5:02:58 GMT -5
* cackles and grabs a passing whore and pulls her close to him * happy weddin' muds.. * cackles, chinks his glass on murdocs and jumps onto the whore, knocking her over behind the counter as clothes go flying in different directions from behind it *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 5:07:13 GMT -5
*takes another swig at the whiskey bottle in my arm**cheers on dark 2d and cackles*
AHH YOU'RE SHIT MATE !! AHAHAHAAA
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 5:19:29 GMT -5
* pops up his head slightly * ID LIKE TA SEE YER DO BETTER!!! AHAHAHHA!.. * lowers his head back down as loud muffled noises can be heard as the benches nearby shake and rock violently, some of the bottles falling off and braking, the womens legs outstretched visabily and moving with dark 2Ds rough and hard movements, cackles harder *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 5:25:32 GMT -5
AYEEEEEE AM TOOO GOOD FOR ANY OF YOU SCUMBAGS *slurs* I'm not doing SHIT here for all you blokes will steal my moveessss *slurs and falls off the bar stool and on my back**starts cackling in a drunk fashion*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 5:31:41 GMT -5
* all the men in the bar watch the two of them and keep out of the way as earlier on, one made a complaint and whos head was smashed in by a poolball *
Bartender: sir?.. SIR!!! YOU CANNOT DO THAT HERE! PLEASE STOP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Dark 2D: * cackles and moves more faster and harder, the whore crying out in pleasure as he looks up and pokes his tongue out at the bartender tauntingly as the girl comes * i dont fuckin' fink so.. * pulls out and pulls his pants back up, puts his belt back on and stumbles slightly over back towards muds *...muds?.. MUDS..AHAHAHAHA yer should 'ave seen tha'.. * lends down a hand with the strong smell of sex surrounding him *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 5:35:58 GMT -5
Ahh you're a fucking slut mate *cackles**grabs dark 2d on the hand only to pull him down and land on me accidentally (( oh but of course >_> ))**laughs harder*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 5:40:12 GMT -5
* cackles even harder and gets off murdoc * AHAHAAHAHHH-HH-HAHA * snort * ..yer so fucked up! AHAAH your face seems to become more of a shi'hole than i' woz.. * cackles and drinks at his flask, the girl he just had sex with stands up with her clothes ripped and torn, panting heavilily and hair messed up to beyond repair *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 5:51:48 GMT -5
You don't exactly look like a bunch of flowers..or smell like it either *slurs and picks self up* You banged her up pretty well, for an amateur *cackles*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 5:54:38 GMT -5
whaddya except?.. im dullards alter-ego... * stumbles *.. i take after HIM.. * chokes on saliva and drinks more of his flask, tries to stand up but cant, continues laughing at his own stupidity *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 5:59:32 GMT -5
Yeeerrr smashed mate *cackles**helps him up and dumps him on the chair*
CHEERS TO THE BOOZE, THE BOOBS AND BASTARDS LIKE US *cackles and takes another swig of whiskey from the bottle*
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Post by Dark on Jan 30, 2007 15:38:26 GMT -5
CHEERSSS MATEEE * drinks until his flask is empty, wobbles slightly on his chair * ( to the bartender ) get us another drink, will ya?
B: No..sorry sir but you are drunk enough
Dark 2D: SHUUDDUUPP .... i wanted another drink...and ill get another... drink..get on for me mate as well...
B: * groans and pours 2 beers, hands them both to murdoc and dark 2D *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 30, 2007 23:19:59 GMT -5
~ This display of grotesque, mindless self indulgence goes on for a few more hours, before the bartender and a couple of larger blokes threw them out on the street to cause havoc in public or hopefully die somewhere in a gutter. They didn't really care, as long as they never returned to that bar again. The foul stench of sin, gluttony and whore filled the side walk as the passerby's flee the scene as quickly as possible. Even the local drunks were shaken up by the condition of the two mardy-arsed smashed wankers and avoided confrontation as much as possible. The obnoxiously loud, drunken slurs could be heard two blocks away ~
*cackles loudly while picking myself up from the ground* Fucking tosseeeerrrrrs these lot are *slurs and wobbles to the side, maintaining my balance by leaning against a graffiti-filled wall*
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