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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 5:42:29 GMT -5
OoooOooH I should be asking you the same question, love *winks at her, slurring*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 5:56:17 GMT -5
(( this is so fucked up ))
*thinks murdoc is a girl *..oh...taunting are we?
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 5:59:33 GMT -5
(( Tell me about it D: ))
Why are you going to punish me for it? *dirty growl*
((..LMAO ))
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 6:08:23 GMT -5
(( oh my gawd ...))
*hisses *..maybe.. ill tell how i can punish you.. you naughty fing you.. * picks murdoc up off the ground and stops *...your an odd one for a bird.. mm..how bout we get married just for fun eh? * winks *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 6:14:48 GMT -5
((LOLOL))
Sounds like a plan briiiingeeerrrr onnnn!!
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 15:32:33 GMT -5
grea'... then lets do this... * cackles evilily and pulls murdoc up off the ground, leads the both of the down a flight of stairs into a swanky looking underground church where anyone can can married just for fun *
Vicar:.. are you two ..going to spectate...or become..whole?
Dark 2D;..nah..im gettin' married to this bird righ' here * wraps arm around murdocs waist and holds him close *
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Post by Murduck on Feb 1, 2007 1:00:50 GMT -5
*wobbles around* GET ON WITH IT HOLY MANNNNN *yells and cackles while leaning on Dark 2D for balance*
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Post by Dark on Feb 1, 2007 1:26:17 GMT -5
Vicar:..okay.. * leads them both to thealter * * clears throat * here, in the holy underground of the magnificent Essicks Hill Strip Club.... these people who go by the name of.....
Dark 2D;...er... S..er... just shutup and ge' on wiv i'.. * pinches murdocs buttcheek playfully *
Vicar:..er..well..these two...individuals..are to be binded..by oath..and soul.. here a free pole dancing class ticket...you may...kiss..the bride..
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Post by Murduck on Feb 1, 2007 1:37:57 GMT -5
ALRIGHTTTT IT'S A GO GO TIME *cackles and grabs dark 2d by the waist, leans him over and starts kissing him, pushing my tongue inside and massaging it against his roughly**drops him on the ground and wipes mouth* Ahhh that's the SHIT!! Muahaha!! ((LOL fan girls be jealous!! >  )) |
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Post by Dark on Feb 1, 2007 1:45:37 GMT -5
* blinks slightly and gets up off the floor, wiping his mouth *...christ... your fantastic ... * smirks and looks around *...oh yeah.. wanna go celebrate..love?.. * cackles and slurs *
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Post by Rashionized on Feb 1, 2007 1:45:49 GMT -5
*bursts in from under the floor*
STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This vicar here is a fake!! *
Vicar: No I'm-
*stabs vicar continuously in the face*
Ahem.
Thus, this marriage is one made in falsement! You may NOT kiss the....Muds, YOU'RE the bride? Oh god now I've seen it all.
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Post by Murduck on Feb 1, 2007 1:49:39 GMT -5
*completely ignores Rash and grabs dark 2d by the ass, smirking dirtily*
Baby it would be the ride of your fucking life *slurs and makes out with him*
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Post by Dark on Feb 1, 2007 1:51:51 GMT -5
* slides his tongue into murdocs mouth and makes out with him, saliva caught between their mouths *.. * pulls away slightly *...er..a weid bird.. but yer a killer... * continues making out, still drunk as *
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Post by Murduck on Feb 1, 2007 2:02:29 GMT -5
~ The showering of completely disturbing love and affection and drunken sexual activities goes on till the dawn. The marathon of sin has finally been called to an end, in a dinky, dirty old motel, between the dusty old frilly covers of the cheap mattress on which the two lie in, coiled up between the stained sheets, completely passed out and stark nude. Packets of used and torn up condoms and a bottle of lube lay on the surfaces of a round bedside table floating in trails of whiskey and cigarette ashes. Satan would have been proud at the sight.
His follower on the other hand...~
*sits up on the bed, rubbing my hands against my forehead and squinting my eyes trying to adjust to the light in the room*
Fucking hell *murmurs* Must have been one hell of a fucking piss up...*sits up from the edge of the bed and with what's left of my vision, searches for something to cover up my bollocks*
God my arse hurts as well *mutters to self*
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Post by Dark on Feb 1, 2007 3:30:22 GMT -5
* groans into the pillow and tilts his head up * fuckin'..wot the hell... * groans darkly and rubs his face, trying to see the other occupant of the bed *..wot..the.. * sees murdoc *..... * sees the used condoms *...... GAHHHHHHH! WOT THE FUCK! AHH! * falls out of the bed, onto the cold floor *
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