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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 3:07:31 GMT -5
WANKERS??? HAHAAHA yer... fuckin' ponces ..ohh..look over there... * points to a strip club with loud music coming out of it, whores lining the sidewalks and flashing lights to dazzle the eyes *...yerknow..tha' place.. * coughs * is tha best strip joint for miles.. i's go' mudfights..er.. pole dancers.. er.. well... everytfing really...tha' funny part is tha' its built ontop of an underground chapel * cackles and sips more beer *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 4:00:20 GMT -5
Muahaha sounds nasty *slurs* Up for a little bit more shagging? *cackles*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 4:07:54 GMT -5
im allllllwwwaaayys up fer more... * coughs, holds arm around murdoc and gives him a noogie, wanders over and into the strip joint, naked women can be seen swinging exotically on the poles, others fighting on in the mudpits being cheered by howling horny men, others placed up in suspended cages from the ceiling , others wandering around topless holding coasters as flashing lights can be seen everywhere * .... now.. * slurs and points over to a large velvet curtain *..is where tha shaggin' takes place...yer can do...annnnnyy woman..in here...in there.. * cackles *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 4:34:27 GMT -5
*looks around* AHH I've been here beforeee *slurs* Got kicked out for unruly behavior *waggles eyebrows and cackles* Ooooh *grabs one lady and pulls her to the corner and starts shagging her*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 4:39:10 GMT -5
* cackles and cheers murdoc on * GOO MUDDSSS!! * cackles and drinks more, the passer-bys not taking any notice *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 4:42:48 GMT -5
(( Oh dear god. Can we skip this? ))
*slides out of the pile of women now crawling over me and zips up my fly**wobbles and runs off to the corner and starts vomiting*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 4:48:41 GMT -5
* cackles *...holy christ mate... * walks up to murdoc and pats him on the back hard, still laughing * aww..too much for ya?...
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 4:54:33 GMT -5
Fuck off!! *pushes dark 2d away and groans* Shit that felt so much better *wipes mouth*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 4:56:48 GMT -5
* cackles and cracks his back as he slumps over *..i thought yer had enough? * smirks wickedly *..yer stronger than yer look.. * cackles and pinches a whores butt *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 5:13:17 GMT -5
LOoook I may not be no spring chicken but I bet I can teach your mardy arse a couple of lessons or more *slurs*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 5:16:38 GMT -5
and wot would they be?... eh?..eh?... how ta piss on a grammy award? * cackles and falls over *...... * silent *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 5:24:39 GMT -5
Who needs to actually LEARN that? It's aaaa uuhm kind of natural thing to do eh? Grammy scollies and shite *slurs*
(( He's drunk. He's talking rubbish now. ))
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 5:31:41 GMT -5
* mummers into the floor, tries to hoist self up but just lies there, too pissed to even try *
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Post by Murduck on Jan 31, 2007 5:35:32 GMT -5
*collapses next to him and groans* What a night *slurs*
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Post by Dark on Jan 31, 2007 5:40:16 GMT -5
* tilts his head and lifts himself up, stands up and looks down at him, vision obscured and mind blurry *...wots.. a bird ike you...doing..down..there?.. * slurs *
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